Things I Learned: in Kos

A good indication you’re in a Greek seafood taverna

When in doubt, hop on a plane to a Greek Island. You won’t be disappointed.
Bee stings do hurt.
I am not allergic to bees.
Beach + sun beds + the ability to order food and drinks while sea side = paradise
I already knew that I needed meds to be on a boat, but now I know how to recognize puking passengers and distribute meds accordingly.
A sunburn-free holiday is the best holiday.
A 3-island boat cruise on the Arch Angel Michael departing from the port in Kos Town is not a bad way to spend a day.
Taking the Katerina for the above-mentioned boat tour probably would have been better, though.
When in Kos, Shrimp or Prawn Saganaki is a must.
Making friends with the guy in the Red Sox shirt may result in two free shots of Jager.
Local live music is never a bad idea.
Driving a four-wheeler is fun!! (I could very well be late to the game on this one)
The Oromedon Restaurant in Zia is great for sunsets, not so great for vegetarians.
I suck at pool (wait… maybe I already knew that).
The island of Kos is a holiday hotspot for Brits.
That means tons of bars have big screen TVs and are otherwise equipped for football (soccer) games.
If you’re hungry on Kos, look for a Taverna.
If you don’t find a Taverna, be prepared for less-than-mediocre meals from kitchens that offer everything from nachos to indian food… on the same menu.
Donkeys really do make hee-haw noises. At all hours of the day or night.
I like to wear the color yellow.